Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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