Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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