Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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