You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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