He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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