This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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