I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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