well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
What did we do last night that was yellow?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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