Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Randomize
