How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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