South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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