This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times