My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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