So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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