Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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