i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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