fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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