If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
