Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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