I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
the liver wants what the liver wants
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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