butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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