I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
