But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
True college students do jello shots in the library
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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