If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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