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If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm really busy with my period
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