24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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