ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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