why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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