They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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