He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
