I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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