so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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