how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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