i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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