Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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