I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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