I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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