i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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