she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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