i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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