I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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