After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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