Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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