All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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