I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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