i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
