when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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