Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You can make out without kissing
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