your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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