Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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