I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
