Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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