Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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