Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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