Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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