How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
