Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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